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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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I drive like I’m immortal.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Trending via Threads:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Shared recently on Slack:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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Making waves on X:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Just landed via X:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Going viral on Messenger:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Seen just now on Messenger:

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Going viral on Snapchat:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Shared recently on Telegram:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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