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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Aura is the real business card.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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