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Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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Trending via Telegram:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Spotted on Discord:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Trending via WeChat:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

Trending via Facebook:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Just landed via Slack:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Going viral on YouTube:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Making waves on Facebook:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Going viral on TikTok:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Spotted on Discord:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Making waves on Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Going viral on Facebook:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

Just landed via Instagram:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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