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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Just landed via Threads:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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