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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Going viral on Facebook:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

Live now on Instagram:

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

Trending via Instagram:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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73 shares on X this month:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

37 shares on Threads this month:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

68 shares on YouTube this month:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Just landed via Instagram:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Making waves on Telegram:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

Breaking via WeChat:

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

Making waves on Instagram:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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New funny locked door quotes 👇

When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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