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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Breaking via WhatsApp:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Making waves on Telegram:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Trending via Telegram:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Live now on Twitch:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Making waves on WeChat:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Just landed via Twitch:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

Trending via YouTube:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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40 shares on TikTok this month:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

66 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

73 shares on Threads this month:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Making waves on Messenger:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Going viral on Reddit:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Shared recently on X:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

Making waves on Reddit:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Breaking via Messenger:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Going bananas on WeChat:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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