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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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