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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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