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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Trending via YouTube:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Making waves on TikTok:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Shared recently on Reddit:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Going bananas on Slack:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Spotted on Pinterest:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Seen just now on Discord:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Just landed via Reddit:

God saw you do that.

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The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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32 shares on Threads this month:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

78 shares on X this month:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Just landed via Threads:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Just landed via Messenger:

“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Going bananas on Slack:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.

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