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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.