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Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Seen just now on Twitch:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Trending via Instagram:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Going viral on Twitch:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Going viral on X:

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Going viral on Pinterest:

Life is weird and then you die.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Funny loyal quotes

Funny loyal quotes bring laughter and heart in perfect harmony 😂💖 Whether it’s friends who stick around through thick and thin or pets who never betray your snacks 🐾🍕, these witty words celebrate loyalty with a twist of humor. Ready to smile and feel the love? Let’s dive into some clever lines that prove loyalty doesn’t have to be all serious—sometimes it’s just downright hilarious! 😎🎉

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Social Media Stars ⭐

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

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Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,348

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Trending via TikTok:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Just shared via Discord:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Just landed via WeChat:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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