Funny loyal quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

  Commentary:
  "When you're serving up loyalty like free samples at Costco, but your 'favorite flavor' turns out to be expired 🍦😬 #loyaltyfail #heartbreakinhumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

  Commentary:
  "I'm as loyal as a bargain hunter in a clearance sale! 🛍️💸 Who needs brand loyalty when you’ve got discounts and savings on your side? 😄 #ThriftyShopperGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

  Commentary:
  "Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! 🙅‍♀️ If she's loyal, she's not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲"

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