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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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Making waves on Telegram:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Just landed via Discord:

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Going viral on Facebook:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Trending via X:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Just landed via Reddit:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

Making waves on WeChat:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Shared recently on YouTube:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

Seen just now on Threads:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Shared recently on Instagram:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Trending via WhatsApp:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Live now on Instagram:

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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