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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Breaking via WeChat:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Spotted on Instagram:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Just shared via Telegram:

I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

Spotted on Telegram:

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Spotted on Discord:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

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Just landed via YouTube:

I need money, not feelings.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Seen just now on Telegram:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Going viral on Reddit:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Breaking via WhatsApp:

The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Trending via Facebook:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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