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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.