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  • What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

    Commentary:
    Ah, that must be the “Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101” class! 🤨😜 Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you’re at an actual medical school, of course! 😆💉 #DoctorJokes

  • I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like this doctor is still trying to solve the greatest mystery of all – the optimal arm placement during sleep! 🤔💤 Who knew medical school would leave this crucial question unanswered? Maybe it’s time for some out-of-the-box research in the field of nappingology! 😂 #DoctorDilemmas”

  • I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

    Commentary:
    “Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you’ve got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆”

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