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Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Just shared via Reddit:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Trending via WeChat:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

Trending via Twitch:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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91 shares on Telegram this month:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

85 shares on Discord this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

50 shares on Threads this month:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

71 shares on Threads this month:

All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

34 shares on X this month:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

66 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

44 shares on Threads this month:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

Broadcasted on Slack:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Going viral on Telegram:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Spotted on Telegram:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Breaking via Slack:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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