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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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