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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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New funny Miley Cyrus quotes 👇

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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