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I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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