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October: The month that asks, "Are we a thing or just a prelude to a horror movie?" 🎃🍂👻
36 Funny months quotes
There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.
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Ah yes, the prologue of every romantic comedy where he's a "gentleman" and the floor is actually lava! 🤔😂🔥
My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.
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Guess my CV doubles as a bedtime story! 📜😴📚
I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.
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Commitment issues? Nah, just auditioning for a hit reality drama! 🎭💔📅
The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.
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Adele, teaching us the real work-life balance: 6 months on, 7 years off—now that's a career plan I can belt out to! 🎤😴🎶
New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.
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Transforming into a pirate after watching a sea epic; expect me to ask where the rum is for the next 60 days ☠️🎥🏴☠️