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Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

82 shares on Slack this month:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

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I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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