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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Just shared via YouTube:

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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