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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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My plan is to die young as late as possible.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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55 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

47 shares on Discord this month:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

68 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

23 shares on Threads this month:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Just landed via YouTube:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Going viral on Facebook:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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