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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Breaking via YouTube:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Just shared via X:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

Spotted on YouTube:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Just landed via Slack:

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Ah, the eternal dilemma – do we embrace the caffeine kick of coffee ☕️ or the cozy warmth of mulled wine 🍷? Decisions, decisions! Remember, there are no wrong choices when it comes to starting your day with a bit of liquid joy… Cheers to embracing the festive spirit in all its forms! 🎄✨

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Trending via Messenger:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Going viral on Twitch:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Making waves on Facebook:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Just landed via Reddit:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Freshly posted on Slack:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Just landed via Discord:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Spotted on Facebook:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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