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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Just shared via Discord:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Just landed via Slack:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Just landed via Facebook:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Spotted on Slack:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Making waves on WeChat:

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Funny mumble quotes are the perfect blend of quirky confusion and unexpected chuckles 🤪✨ Whether you’re decoding those half-whispered mysteries or just enjoying the silly sounds, these gems will have you laughing out loud 😂🎉 Get ready to embrace the art of mumbling with a smile and maybe even a nod of agreement 🤭🎈 Fun, relatable, and totally shareable—because who doesn’t love a little playful nonsense?

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Share →: A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Introducing the latest dating app sensation for the bashful and reserved – Mumble! 🤐💕 Who needs smooth-talking charmers when you can connect with someone through awkward silences and shy smiles? Swipe right and let the mumbling magic begin! 😉✨#ShyAndReadyToMingle #MumbleOnIndeed
6 months ago
Share →: Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Commentary:
"Who needs subtitles when you've got the mumble charm?! 😂 Don't worry, your words might be mumbling but your wit is loud and clear! 🔊 #MumbleGameStrong"

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Weddings should have a worst man.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Reported on Messenger:

You give my middle finger an erection.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Just landed via Reddit:

Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

Shared recently on Threads:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Just landed via Pinterest:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Breaking via TikTok:

Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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