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Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Making waves on Messenger:

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Going viral on Reddit:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Trending via Snapchat:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Just landed via Telegram:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Making waves on Pinterest:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Spotted on Snapchat:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Spotted on Telegram:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

52 shares on X this month:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

98 shares on Threads this month:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I need an Apple Watch that tracks when my patience runs out.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Twitch:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

Going viral on Twitch:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Going bananas on X:

Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

Trending via Reddit:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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