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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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