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Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Just landed via Threads:

I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

Live now on Pinterest:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Trending via Reddit:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Seen just now on Discord:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Trending via Slack:

People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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14 shares on X this month:

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

76 shares on Slack this month:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

66 shares on Threads this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Just landed via Slack:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

Spotted on Facebook:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Just landed via Threads:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Live now on TikTok:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Live now on Discord:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

Spotted on Messenger:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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