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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

Trending via Discord:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I put the mess in domestic.

Spotted on Threads:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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18 shares on Facebook this month:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

52 shares on X this month:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

78 shares on X this month:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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I disagree with my politics.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Just shared via Threads:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Just shared via Telegram:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Spotted on X:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Spotted on Twitch:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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