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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I’m ready to try another planet.

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Broadcasted on X:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Seen just now on Threads:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Just shared via Discord:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Spotted on Slack:

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

Going viral on YouTube:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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71 shares on TikTok this month:

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

44 shares on X this month:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

17 shares on Discord this month:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Trending via Threads:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Trending via Telegram:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Just shared via TikTok:

Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Going bananas on Slack:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Going viral on X:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Just shared via Threads:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Going viral on Facebook:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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