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Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Just landed via Slack:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Just shared via Telegram:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

Seen just now on X:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Just landed via YouTube:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

Making waves on Messenger:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Spotted on Discord:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Making waves on Twitch:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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