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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Spotted on Telegram:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Spreading quickly via X:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Just shared via Facebook:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Trending via LinkedIn:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Just shared via TikTok:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Breaking via Twitch:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Spotted on Slack:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

Spotted on Reddit:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Trending via Slack:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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