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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Spotted on Threads:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Just landed via Facebook:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Making waves on X:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Just landed via Instagram:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Just shared via Threads:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Spotted on Threads:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Spotted on TikTok:

Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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Reported on Slack:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Live now on Snapchat:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Making waves on Messenger:

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Just shared via Slack:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Trending via YouTube:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Reported on Threads:

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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