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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Just shared via YouTube:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Making waves on Messenger:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Live now on Instagram:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Just landed via Twitch:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I would prefer not to.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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Breaking via Slack:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Shared recently on Discord:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Just shared via Messenger:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Just shared via Slack:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Reported on WeChat:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Seen just now on X:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Just shared via Facebook:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

Trending via Messenger:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Making waves on WeChat:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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