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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Making waves on TikTok:

“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Trending via Slack:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Breaking via Threads:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Going viral on WeChat:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Breaking via X:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Making waves on Reddit:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Spotted on Twitch:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Breaking via TikTok:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Going viral on Messenger:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Just shared via Snapchat:

An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

Breaking via Reddit:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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