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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

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Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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