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Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Just landed via X:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Shared recently on Discord:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Seen just now on Instagram:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Live now on Instagram:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Spotted on Telegram:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Just shared via WeChat:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Making waves on Reddit:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Making waves on Twitch:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Fake laughing at work is exhausting as hell, just leave me alone, bro.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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