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Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Spotted on Slack:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Freshly posted on X:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Spotted on Reddit:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Just shared via X:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Trending via Discord:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Making waves on Telegram:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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37 shares on WeChat this month:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

80 shares on Slack this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

38 shares on Discord this month:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

20 shares on Threads this month:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

93 shares on Threads this month:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Oh good. Another day.

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My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I think my type is a nice person.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Half princess, half menace.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Trending via Telegram:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Trending via LinkedIn:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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