Funny onion ring quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

  Commentary:
  "Words to live by: Keep your fries close 🍟, but your onion rings closer! 🥨 Because, let's be real, who wants to share those delicious, crispy onion rings anyway? 😂 #foodpriorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about adding some unexpected flavor to your hair flip! 🧖‍♀️💨🍔 Looks like someone's bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fast food." 😂 #UnexpectedSnack #OnionRingSurprise

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