Funny opposites quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs opposites when you can find someone to be double the chaos with? 🤪🤪 It’s like having a partner in crime, except the crime is being overwhelmingly annoying together! 😜👯‍♂️ #DoubleTrouble #CrazyLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of polarity leading to nudity! 🔥 Who knew opposing forces had such a steamy connection? 😏 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone loses a sock! 🧦🙊"

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