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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Seen just now on Telegram:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Just landed via TikTok:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

Shared recently on Threads:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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100 shares on Reddit this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

70 shares on Slack this month:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Broadcasted on Messenger:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Going viral on Instagram:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Spotted on WeChat:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

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