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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

43 shares on Facebook this month:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

95 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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Breaking via X:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Going bananas on Slack:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Just landed via Facebook:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Freshly posted on X:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

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