Funny party rock quotes

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.