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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

You never know how strong you are until someone’s story runs more than 5 minutes long.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Spotted on WeChat:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Reported on Telegram:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Just landed via Threads:

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Going viral on Instagram:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Spotted on Discord:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Spotted on Instagram:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Share →: Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Ah, the art of bin-side diplomacy, where friendships were forged over #2 pencils and wood shavings! ✏️🗑️😄
6 months ago
Share →: I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple 'pencils down' could awaken the hidden speed demon within us all? 🏎️✏️ Just like that, our writing abilities go from zero to 100 in the blink of an eye! 🚀💨 The power of a deadline, folks – turning mere mortals into writing machines! 💪😄"

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Making waves on Messenger:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Trending via Twitch:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Freshly posted on X:

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Just shared via Facebook:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Just shared via Discord:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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