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Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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Shared recently on Slack:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Trending via Pinterest:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Trending via TikTok:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Trending via Twitch:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Shared recently on YouTube:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Just shared via Threads:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Going viral on Discord:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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45 shares on Telegram this month:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

44 shares on Messenger this month:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

85 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

66 shares on Slack this month:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Been getting really into nothing.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

I only drink when I people.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Just shared via YouTube:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Making waves on WeChat:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Trending via YouTube:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Spotted on Facebook:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Going viral on Reddit:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Spotted on Messenger:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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