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Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Going bananas on TikTok:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Freshly posted on X:

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

Trending via YouTube:

Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

Just shared via Instagram:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Making waves on WeChat:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Spotted on Slack:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Making waves on WhatsApp:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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97 shares on Telegram this month:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

46 shares on Threads this month:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

20 shares on X this month:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

40 shares on X this month:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Shared recently on X:

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Just landed via X:

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

Making waves on Slack:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Making waves on Messenger:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

Making waves on Messenger:

I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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