Funny perfect fit quotes

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An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

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One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.