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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Just landed via Slack:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Seen just now on Threads:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Seen just now on YouTube:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Freshly posted on X:

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Going viral on Messenger:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Just landed via Messenger:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Just landed via Slack:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Just shared via Slack:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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