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I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Going viral on YouTube:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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