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My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Shared recently on Slack:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

Just shared via Telegram:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Going viral on Instagram:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Breaking via Slack:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Seen just now on Slack:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Making waves on Messenger:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Just shared via Slack:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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