Funny pond quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

  Commentary:
  Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! #SwordPowerGovernance

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

  Commentary:
  "Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! "

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