Funny postcard quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the spider was just trying to send you on a spontaneous vacation! 🕷️🏝️ No need for a travel agent when you have arachnid room service, right?"

For even more funny postcard quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny postcard quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌