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But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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Friends with consequences.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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