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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Breaking via Messenger:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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