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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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Blink if you want me!

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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