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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Freshly posted on X:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Reported on Threads:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Reported on Threads:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

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Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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My recliner and I go way back.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Making waves on Instagram:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Just landed via Instagram:

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Live now on X:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Just shared via TikTok:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Reported on Slack:

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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