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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

Just shared via TikTok:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Making waves on Facebook:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Live now on Reddit:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Trending via Facebook:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Broadcasted on X:

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Just shared via Telegram:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Spotted on Facebook:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

Broadcasted on X:

You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

Just shared via Telegram:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Making waves on Pinterest:

Tested positive for being single af

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Going viral on Discord:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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