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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Trending via Discord:

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Just shared via YouTube:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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