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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Trending via Reddit:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Making waves on Pinterest:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Live now on Snapchat:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Shared recently on Discord:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Making waves on Slack:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Spreading quickly via X:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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23 shares on Telegram this month:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

60 shares on Telegram this month:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

63 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

25 shares on X this month:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Trending via Telegram:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Live now on Telegram:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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