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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Just shared via Twitch:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Going viral on YouTube:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Just shared via Instagram:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

Shared recently on Discord:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Going viral on X:

Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

Going viral on Instagram:

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52 shares on Slack this month:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

74 shares on X this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

39 shares on Discord this month:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

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Just landed via Twitch:

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Spotted on WeChat:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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