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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Trending via X:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Just landed via YouTube:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Spotted on X:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Ah, the eternal struggle of push-pull doors – the ultimate test of our IQ! 🚪💭 It's like a never-ending dance between you and the door, with one step forward and two steps back. Just when you think you've got it figured out, it sneaks up and surprises you! Maybe we should start a support group for fellow "door challenged" individuals! 😂🤦‍♂️🚶‍♀️ #PushPullPro

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Just shared via WeChat:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

Making waves on Slack:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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